Can Iraq possibly get any more surreal?

You know what would be funny, in a not-actually-funny-at-all kind of way? If Ahmad Chalabi were to get any post at all in the new proviaional Iraqi government, let alone the post of prime minister. This is the cocksucker who passed on to our far-too-clever-to-be-fooled leaders all that totally bogus "intel" on Saddam's WMD capabilities, the cocksucker who allegedly told Iran how we had broken their codes in Iraq (I guess he saves the good stuff for his pals), the totally reliable and not even remotely untrustworthy asswipe who was convicted of embezzling $30 million bucks form a Jordanian bank. Clearly, this is exactly the kind of guy we want to see in the Iraqi government. So you can see just how humorous it would be if this cheesy fuck had anything to do with the Iraqi government at all. I mean, he is so totally reprehensible that not even the mouth-breathing retards currently residing in the White House would ever, under any circumstances, allow this guy to come back into play.

Oh, wait. I guess they would.