Okay, So It's Been A While...

Interesting few months. The future Mrs. Kodos has finally arrived, which accounts somewhat for the dearth of what passes for posting around here...in news not involving my dick, it turns out that the president enjoys wiping his ass with the fucking constitution. Not because he enjoys the feeling of 219 year old vellum on his ass, but because he enjoys wiping his ass with the fucking constitution then wiping the soiled, defiled document on the publics face.

But fuck it, because Assrocket says that Bush is our Churchill. Or something.

In news that isn't a month old, some evil democrats made future Supreme Court justice Alito's wife weep with their awful, awful, um, questioning. I think that's what made her weep. Who cares anyway, the fucking guy is a lock for the job. Which I hear is not so great for, um, women, I guess. Great if your an unborn fetus, but not so great, I hear, for just about everyone else. I just can't get all that hepped up about it though, after all, it's not like he's as creepy as Thomas or Scalia.

Plus, my beloved New York Giants lost to the Panthers. It's cool, though, Eli will be back in the playoffs next season, and he'll win. You heard it here first.

More drivel soon. I promise.